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Just a completely and utterly random fanfic me and my friend Rika made. I'm Riku and She's Saber. Enjoy teh randomness! :D
Tribute to death note randomness preview!
Ok, I have more of these and they are sooooo much funnier, but I don't have internets on the computer that I write them on. (smart me) so they won't be on here for...a while. ^.^'
This one I did on my friend Karina's (Riku)computer which actually has internets. (yipp-ity-doo-dah!) So here it is:
TRIBUTE TO DEATH NOTE RANDOMNESS!
BY: SABER (Forgotten Innocence Lost) AND RIKU (Riku Kaminaga)
Saber: And welcome to the first ever Karina Home Computer Version of the Tribute to Randomness Show!
Riku: What?
Saber: Usually, being the total dumbass that I am, I write these on my own computer, which does not have internets. Karina’s does have internets!
Riku: Yes I do!
Light: I am now god of the New World! The digital World! Bwa-hahaha!
Mello: like Digimon or something? DIGIMON! DIGITAL MONSTERS!
L: You’re such a queer!
Matsu: KEYBOARD HERPIES!
Matt: What the fruck?
Ryuk: This fan fic is diarrhea of the mind.
Mello: Like your mom! Oh! Burn!
Ryuk: Fruck you! *bitch slap*
Near: *feeling self up*
Riku: Did you jut grope yourself?
Near: Yes. Yes I did. And I enjoyed it.
Light: ME TOO!
Everyone: o.0
Light: What?
Matt: FETUS!
Mello: Your mom’s a fetus!
Matt: Did you just call my mom a fetus?
Mello: Yes.
Matt: Dumbass.
Tribute to Death Note Randomness: Bonus Hurricane Chapter!
Bonus Hurricane Chapter: Mexican Nazi…?
Riku: Hiyas! I got bored plus I needed something to distract me from the emoness of teh hurricane so I decided to write more! Yay! & talking about the hurricane…ZOMFG HURRICANE HOLY CRAP!!!!1112
Saber: Isn’t it kinda pathetic that our electricity was killed by a hurricane named Gustav?
Near: Hehe…Gustav…
Mello: It’s a Mexican!
Matt: No it’s a german!
L: so… It’s a Mexican Nazi…?
Matsu: Who cares what it is? ZOMFG HURRICANE!
Matsu and Riku: ZOMFG WERE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!
L and Saber: Wow…
Near: pansies…
Riku: Well at least I don’t masturbate with dolls!
Near: STFU! At least I wasn’t a 22 year old virgin!
Riku: OMG would everybody shut up about that? It’s getting old already…
Ryuk: Giggity giggity goo
L: and so is that…
Saber: Ryuk! *glomp*
Matsuda: HEY!
Matt: What do you expect? That thing has more balls than you do…
Ryuk: Just cause I’m a shinigami doesn’t mean I don’t have balls…
Mello: Those pants prove otherwise…
Near: HA!
Saber: EW…. But its still hot!
Riku: ew…
'Bout teh Last Chapter...
Howdy. Rika (Saber) here. We live in Lousiana (not telling you where specifically though, for all you perverts, rapists, stalkers, and murderers out there. *cough cough* Light Yagami *cough*)
Riku: yesh. and just 2 let you know, we ish alive...
Me: DAMNIT RIKU! HOLD ON! I WASN'T DONE TYPING >.<
Riku: FRUCK U!
Rika: Up urs! Anyways, so, ok, yeah, I kept telling racoon butt over here (riku) that the hurricane wasn't going to be that bad and that there wasn't going to be that much damage...well the next day a freakin' tree landed on my freakin' house! I'm just asitten' on the couch, mindin' my own business, reading a magazine and a tree lands practically on top of me! WTF!
...
Nobody died. Or was hurt. Just the house. And our electricity. The end. Now I'll let Raccon Butt take over...
Riku: yeah well... UR MOMS A FETUS! anyway... yea... my power went out.. but it came back on! yay! xD so yea... we ish alive... and bored... and probably high considering teh randomness of these fanfics...
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